Billie the Moon, widely acknowledged Mega-Bastard and all-round sticky-ass bitch, is a queer British Erotica writer. Billie is a staple of illegible, warm-to-the-touch magazines you can find buried in damp soil. He is an esteemed exile of Moon Person University, with honours. A disabled, independent writer, Billie is nonbinary, bisexual and ready.
He/him/obey.
"On purchasing my works am I able to grow additional bisexuality glands, thus allowing me to produce warm, gay oils which in turn power my upsettingly long writing fingers. I thank you for your support." -- ACTUAL BILLIE SPEECH FROM BILLIE MOUTH.